A GENTLEMAN NEVER TELLS
An Essex Sisters Novella #4.5
by Eloisa James
Coming June 28, 2016 from Avon Impulse only 99¢
Eloisa James returns to the delicious world of
the Essex sisters with her newest Regency romance novella: A GENTLEMAN NEVER
TELLS.
A perfect amuse-bouche of a romance, A GENTLEMAN
NEVER TELLS is a witty and sparking standalone novella from one of the
brilliant diamonds of romance!
Eighteen
months ago, Lizzie Troutt’s husband died in his mistress’s bed, leaving her
determined to never marry again….and unfortunately virginal.
Eighteen years ago (give or take a few) the Honorable Oliver Berwick blackened his own soul, leaving him hardened and resolutely single.
When the chance for redemption in the form of a country house party invitation comes his way, Oliver is determined to prove himself a gentleman.
Until he breaks all the codes of gentlemanly behavior…once again.
Eighteen years ago (give or take a few) the Honorable Oliver Berwick blackened his own soul, leaving him hardened and resolutely single.
When the chance for redemption in the form of a country house party invitation comes his way, Oliver is determined to prove himself a gentleman.
Until he breaks all the codes of gentlemanly behavior…once again.
Excerpt from A GENTLEMAN
NEVER TELLS:
August
13, 1826
Telford Manor
Fontwell, Sussex
Telford Manor
Fontwell, Sussex
“I would prefer to take supper on a
tray.” Lizzie didn’t look up from her book, because meeting her sister’s eyes
would only encourage her.
She should have known Catrina wouldn’t
back down. “Lizzie Troutt, your husband died over a year ago.”
“Really?” Lizzie murmured, turning a
page. “How time flies.” In fact, Adrian had died eighteen months, two weeks,
and four days ago.
In his mistress’s bed.
“Lizzie,” Cat said ominously, sounding
more like an older sister—which she was—with every word, “if you don’t get out
of that bed, I shall drag you out. By your hair!”
Lizzie felt a spark of real annoyance.
“You already dragged me to your house for this visit. The least you could do is
to allow me to read my book in peace.”
“Ever since you arrived yesterday, all
you’ve done is read!” Cat retorted.
“I like reading. And forgive me if I
point out that Tolbert is not precisely a hotbed of social activity.” Cat and
her husband, Lord Windingham, lived deep in Suffolk, in a dilapidated manor
house surrounded by fields of sheep.
“That is precisely why we gather friends
for dinner. Lord Dunford-Dale is coming tonight, and I need you to even the
numbers. That means getting up, Lizzie. Bathing. Doing your hair. Putting on a
gown that hasn’t been dyed black would help, too. You look like a dispirited
crow, if you want the truth.”
Lizzie didn’t want the truth. In fact,
she felt such a stab of anger that she had to fold her lips tightly together or
she would scream at Cat.
It wasn’t her sister’s fault. It wasn’t
anyone’s fault except her late husband’s, and he was definitely late—i.e.,
dead.
“I know you feel ashamed to be in
company,” her sister continued, energetically digging her own grave, as far as
Lizzie was concerned. “Unfortunately, most people are aware the circumstances
of your marriage, not to mention the fact that Adrian was so imprudent as to
die away from home.”
That was one way of putting it.
Imprudent.
“You make it sound as if he dropped a
teacup,” Lizzie observed, unable to stop herself. “I would call the fact that
Adrian died in the act of tupping Sadie Sprinkle inconsiderate in the extreme.”
“I refuse to allow you to wither away in
bed simply because your husband was infatuated with Shady Sadie,” Cat said,
using the term by which the gossip rags had referred to Adrian’s mistress. “You
must put all that behind you. Sadie has another protector, and you are out of
mourning. It’s time to stop hiding.”
“I am not hiding,” Lizzie said, stung. “I
take fresh air and moderate exercise every day. I simply like reading in bed.
Or in a chair.”
Or anywhere else, to tell the truth.
Reading in a peaceful garden was an excellent way to take fresh air.
“Moderate exercise,” her sister said with
palpable loathing. “You used to ride every day, for pleasure. We would practice
archery on a fine day like this, or roam about the countryside, not sit inside
reading.”
“Adrian’s stables were part of the
entail, and went to his cousin,” Lizzie said, turning the page. She hadn’t read
a word, but she was hoping that a show of indifference would drive her sister
from the room.
“Not the mare that Papa gave you when you
turned fourteen!” her sister gasped.
Showing masterly control, Lizzie didn’t
roll her eyes. “A wife has no true possessions,” she said flatly. “Under the
law, they belong to her husband, and Perdita was, therefore, transferred to the
heir.”
“Oh, Lizzie,” Cat said, her voice woeful.
“It wasn’t so terrible,” Lizzie said,
meaning it. “I went to the auction, and Perdita went to a family with a young
girl. I’m certain that she is well cared for and happy.”
“Do you realize that by staying home and
wearing black, you give the illusion that you are grieving for your husband?”
Lizzie’s hands tightened around her book.
“Do you know what being a widow entails, Cat?”
“Wearing ugly black dresses for the rest
of your natural life?”
“It means that I never again need put
myself under the control of a man—any man. So, no, I have no interest in
joining you at dinner. I know perfectly well that Lord Dimble-Dumble has been
summoned to audition as my next husband. I don’t want him. I’d be more likely
to come to dinner if you had invited the butcher.”
“I couldn’t do that,” Cat said, in a
sudden digression. “Mr. Lyddle has developed a most unfortunate addiction to
strong ale, and he’s regularly found lying about in the gutter singing, rather
than butchering meat.”
“Who does the butchering now?” Lizzie
asked, deciding to take a walk to the village and see this interesting musical
event herself.
“His wife. My housekeeper says that she
can get better cuts at a lower price these days. You’re trying to distract me
with talk of singing drunkards,” Cat said, unfairly. “Let’s discuss your
future.”
“Let’s not.”
“We might begin with the fact that you
were never in love with Adrian.” Cat began walking around the bedchamber,
waving her hands as she waxed eloquent about her late brother-in-law’s flaws.
She was preaching to the choir, so Lizzie
stopped listening and just watched Cat pacing back and forth. How could it be
that her older sister was positively frothing with life and energy and passion,
while Lizzie felt like a tired, pale shadow?
Her hand crept toward her book. It wasn’t
the most interesting novel in the world, but it had the inexpressible charm of
being new.
Over the last eighteen months, Lizzie had
read every novel she owned three times over. She would be quickly bankrupted if
she bought more than two books a week, so one of the best things about visiting
Telford Manor was access to her sister’s library.
Cat appeared to be hopeless at arranging
a refurbishment of the manor—which desperately needed it—but she was very good
at ordering novels. And clothing. If Lizzie looked like a black crow, Cat was a
chic French peacock.
Lizzie raised her knees, surreptitiously
propped her book against them, and slipped back in the story of Eveline, a
sixteen-year-old girl being forced to marry an old man. She herself had been
twenty when she walked down the aisle.
On the shelf.
Beggars can’t be choosers, her father had
told her.
Her book suddenly vanished. “No reading!”
Cat was holding the novel above her head,
for all the world as if they were children again. Lizzie used to hope that
someday she’d grow up to be as commanding as her sister, but she had given up
that idea long ago.
It wasn’t just a question of height. Her
sister was the type of person who gathered everyone in a room around her, and
Lizzie was the type of person whom they walked over on their way to be with
Cat.
That sounded resentful, but Lizzie didn’t
actually feel bitter. She would hate to be the center of attention. She wound
her arms around her knees and propped her chin on them. “Cat, may I have my
book back, please? It was a hard journey, and I’m tired.”
“What do you mean, a hard journey? It
can’t have been more than a day and a half!”
“My coach is over twenty years old and
the springs are worn out. It bounced so hard on the post road that I couldn’t
keep my eyes on the page, and my tailbone still hurts.”
“If your jointure won’t extend to a new
vehicle, Joshua or Papa would be happy to buy you a coach.”
Lizzie turned her head, putting her right
cheek on her knees, and closed her eyes. “No.”
She heard her sister drop into the chair
by the side of the bed. Then she heard a sigh. “Papa is getting old, Lizzie. He
made a terrible mistake, and he knows it. He misses you. If you would just pay
him a visit . . .”
“No.”
Why would she visit the father who had
turned her away when she ran to him in desperation? The father who had known
precisely what a disaster her marriage would be, but didn’t bother to warn her?
An hour or so after their wedding
ceremony, Adrian had brought Lizzie, still wrapped in her bridal veil, to his
mother’s faded, musty house, and informed her that he had no intention of
living with her.
Not only that, but he was late to meet
his lover for tea.
It had happened almost six years ago, but
she could still remember her stupefaction. She’d been such a silly goose.
“But where do you live?” she had
stammered.
“I bought Sadie a house, and we live
there,” Adrian had said casually. When she frowned in confusion, he had added
impatiently, “Sadie. Didn’t your father tell you her name?”
“Sadie? ”
For the first time—and in her experience,
the last time—her husband had been a little defensive, even a trifle ashamed.
“I never lied. He knows perfectly well that we will lead separate lives.”
“Perhaps you should explain to me,”
Lizzie had said, “because my father unaccountably forgot to mention it. As did
you, I might add.”
Adrian had unemotionally laid out the
terms of her marriage. It seemed her father had paid a great deal of money to
buy his daughter the title of Lady Troutt. For his part, Adrian had wed her for
her dowry, and because he needed someone to care for his mother.
“The estate is entailed,” he had told
her, glancing around the musty sitting room. “It goes to some distant cousin,
along with the title, of course. I told your father that I wouldn’t be averse
to trying for a child, once we’ve had time to get used to each other.”
Lizzie had just gaped at him.
“But we can’t bother with that now,”
Adrian had told her briskly. “Sadie is upset about this mess, naturally enough.
I promised her I’d be home by four. My mother takes her luncheon on a tray.
There are a couple of maids, but it would be good if you could bring it in
yourself. She complains of being lonely.”
After that, he left.
A few minutes later, Lizzie left as well.
She went home.
Only to be sent back to her husband’s
house.
There was no point in revisiting her
father’s line of reasoning. Suffice it to say that no woman—even one who had
abundant sensuality and beauty, which Lizzie did not— was capable of seducing a
man who didn’t return to the house for a fortnight.
A man who doesn’t bother to consummate
his marriage until he’s suffered a heart seizure and has, as the vulgar might
put it, been given notice to quit.
A man who despises his lower-class wife,
and never bothers to hide it.
About the Author:
New
York Times bestselling author Eloisa James writes historical romances for
HarperCollins Publishers. Her novels have been published to great acclaim. A
reviewer from USA Today wrote of Eloisa's very first book that she
"found herself devouring the book like a dieter with a Hershey bar";
later People Magazine raved that "romance writing does not get much
better than this." Her novels have repeatedly received starred reviews
from Publishers' Weekly and Library Journal and regularly
appear on the best-seller lists. After being a finalist for a RITA—the top
award in the genre of romance fiction awarded by the Romance Writers of
America—over ten times, she won in 2013.
After
graduating from Harvard University, Eloisa got an M.Phil. from Oxford
University, a Ph.D. from Yale and eventually became a Shakespeare professor,
publishing an academic book with Oxford University Press. Her "double
life" is a source of fascination to the media and her readers. In her
professorial guise, she's written a New York Times op-ed defending
romance, as well as articles published everywhere from women's magazines such
as More to writers' journals such as the Romance Writers'
Report.
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